Temperatures rose at 11:31 p.m. when hot momma Aubrey Miles swam out of a pink sea of cloth to perform Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love You." With her checkered skirt, black and white blouse, fishnet stockings and white strap boots, she looked like a Barbie cheerleader. She is also the magazine's cover girl this month.

Sweet-faced Pauleen Luna showed off her curves and dancing prowess with the Black Eyed Peas' "Pump It." The Eat Bulaga! host, who wore a green blouse, tight black pants, and black boots, gave a wholesome yet irresistible performance. She represented the ladies from the School of Femme Arts who paraded their abstract yet still alluring swimming attires.

FHM sex guru Paloma was the first celeb to wear a gold string two-piece bikini. Gyrating to the tune of Disturbed's "Down With the Sickness," she kept the guys' eyes glued onstage.

The night's highlight was, of course, the presentation of the top 100 finalists of the magazine's survey this year. At 12:15 a.m., the ramp became star-studded! Present were Sheena Halili (97^th), Chariz Solomon (93^rd), Alyssa Alano (88^th), Sheree (79^th), Gwen Garci (54^th), Niña Jose (47^th), Andrea del Rosario (38^th), Krista Ranillo (31^st) and the EB Babes (24^th).

Noticeably absent were Marian Rivera (3^rd), Angel Locsin (4^th) and Katrina Halili (5^th), who snagged the first place for the past two years.

SUMMA CUM LADY. But the most awaited event was the entrance of Cristine Reyes as this year's Sexiest Pinay, or by the campus' standards, summa cum laude. At 12:29 a.m., the Eva Fonda star-dressed in a silver-black two-piece and red pumps-sizzled and shone! Cameras clicked all at once, and the venue vibrated with cheers.

She told all her supporters, "Maraming-maraming salamat sa inyo! Para sa inyo 'tong lahat, sa lahat ng mga nandito ngayon, sa lahat ng mga kaibigan ko, sa lahat ng mga supporters ko... maraming-maraming salamat."

And that ends your reviewer, dear FHM University student. Class dismissed!