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Question: Who do you think is the greates tennis player of all time  (Voting closed: September 13, 2010, 02:05:33 AM)
Pete Sampras - 12 (70.6%)
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Bjor Borg - 4 (23.5%)
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« Reply #585 on: March 13, 2010, 12:06:29 PM »


                    nakakalungkot talaga, na like you, there are many who shared

                    the same feelings, ano ba talaga ang gma factor na yan na inyong

                     kinatatakutan. ..

                     ganito na lang, remember last year, arroyo tried to muddle the

                     constitution but failed considering na majority of the congressmen

                     are his allies and she is still the one living in malacanan, how much

                     more if she will just be a mere congresswoman, even if she will

                     become the speaker, ano scenario, for example lang, tutulungan

                     sya ni gilbert magiging prime minister daw? hindi ko talaga ma fathom....


                      in fairness naman kina gilbert at noynoy, hindi naman siguro sila

                      mag steal to enrich themselves and to me that matters  most, but if

                      they will get and be corrupted, they are old enough to know the

                      consequences.. ..

You cannot just say, I will continue an unpopular President's program and hope to win the Presidency.
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« Reply #586 on: March 13, 2010, 12:07:57 PM »

from DONA VICTORINA

MANNY is STEROID FREE!

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« Reply #587 on: March 13, 2010, 12:09:48 PM »



Bistek feeds 2,500 Angry
By: Philippine On-line Chronicle

There was one incident in the bible which Jesus fed a few thousands with just a handful of loaves of bread and a bale of fish. That incident happened 4,000 years ago and which remains as a classic “urban legend” if you may about Jesus. Fast forward and we see something like this happen not in the dry, arid deserts of Palestine, but in the hot and simmering tropical city of Quezon City. And this time, the perpetuator is not a Prophet, but a vice mayor.

Quezon city vice mayor Herbert Bautista stands accused of one crime—that of feeding 2,500 people for twelve months. GMA’s golden haired boy Mike Defensor has accused him of spending close to 9 million pesos a month feeding 2,500 Quezon city residents without the requisite bidding, as required by law. Bautista defended himself by saying that the Council authorized these “emergency procurements” except that, the procurements went longer than expected. The emergency lasted for a year.

Nothing wrong with what Bautista did. Taking care of one’s constituents is not a crime, especially when these constituents need to be fed. What is so wrong, and this is probably the thinking of most Quezon city residents, including Philip Lustre and this writer is why skirt the regular bidding process, for something which Bautista himself said, is a program of the Quezon city government, not just a project.

If 8 to 9 million pesos were spent feeding 2,500 drug dependents and what-have-you, thrice in a day, then, why was this done with just one caterer and why was that caterer favored among others?

Probably Herbert Bautista thought that those drug dependents have to be fed immediately and if he gets money from the regular bidding process, it would take a great deal of time. So, like Solomon, Bautista probably decided to just give the contract to his favorite caterer and damn the bidding process.

Feeding programs are just some of the easier ways on how to get funds. For one, it is quite hard to audit such procurements and two, the only way to find these out is quite simple—read the receipts. If receipts reflect disproportiona te amounts or if amounts as large as 250,000 pesos in just one single feeding event, expect one with a hawkish eye to point out the difference.

For Herbert Bautista though, no such anomaly exists, for it is perfectly easy to compute it:

“There’s 2,500 people and there’s 10 programs. Base your computations in weeks and months and you’ll arrive at nothing more than what was reflected in those receipts.”

Okey, based on records the average cost of one meal is 40 pesos. Feeding 2,500 people will cost 100,000 pesos per meal. One feeding day costs 300,000 pesos. Feeding them for a month cost 9 million pesos. Feeding them for a year cost 108 million pesos.

Such a huge amount, according to the law, requires a public bidding but in this case, no such thing. This is just an emergency procurement and for a city that has a 6 billion peso surplus, what is 108 million pesos, but just a drop in a huge bucket.

And Quezon city residents will have no chance of really finding out what happened to their 108 million pesos. If they want to audit it, they only need to read those receipts and those attestations by Herbert Bautista himself that those meals were delivered.

Anyway, those 2,500 people are still living and will attest that they ate those meals themselves. The problem really is—what if even one or two said they did not see even a morsel of rice from those meals, what then, Vice Mayor Bautista?

By the way, if those were regular programs, surely, the City government already provided for their upkeep and that includes food. Why do an emergency procurement for a regular program such as drug rehabilitation? Don’t tell me that the taxes I pay to Quezon City as a resident did not go to these programs and centers and these ten programs lack allocation for food? If the city has a 6 billion peso surplus, don’t tell me that part of this surplus were savings sourced from allocations which were not released for these programs? Meaning, Bautista saw that Mayor Belmonte and the entire Council were trying to starve these drug dependents, and that’s why he immediately ordered an emergency procurement costing us 108 million pesos more? Bautista has under his disposal 300 million pesos, and he spent more than a hundred million feeding 2,500. Sixty five percent of Quezon City residents are classified as poor and impoverished, not even eating three times a day. Don’t tell me that they need to be drug addicts just to eat three times a day? And why feed only 2,500?

Let’s give Bautista the benefit of the doubt—he wants to feed 2,500 hungry drug dependents. Sure. This, however, shows his partiality or what some say as a “class act” or others would say “class legislation”. As vice mayor, you can’t do class legislation for it is violative of the equity principle in governance.

Jesus, in his time, fed thousands with just a loaf of bread and a bale of fish. Herbert Bautista fed 2,500 and spent a hundred million pesos doing it. The act of Jesus was a certified miracle. Bautista’s act was, by itself, a miracle of mathematics. You only have to compute it base on weeks and months
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« Reply #588 on: March 15, 2010, 09:42:14 AM »

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Ano ang nababagay na pamagat, caption, o deskripsyon sa larawang ito?
A: “Halika! Sumama ka sa akin! Ihahatid na kita sa bahay n’yo kung ayaw mong makipaglaro.”
B: “O, ‘wag ka nang magalit pare. Joke lang ‘yung sabi ko na kamukha ka ni Akon. Tahan na pare, okay? Come here, give me a hug.”
C: “Parito ka! Parito ka sabi eh! Hindi ako nag-training ng seven weeks para lang mapahiya sa mga kababayan ko! Ilang linggo kong tiniis na ‘di makita si Krista tapos ganito lang ang mangyayari sa fight. Hindi ako papayag!”
D: “Puwede ba tapusin na natin ‘to? Naghihintay na sa akin si Manny Villar sa Pilipinas. Bilisan mo dahil baka abutan pa tayo ng susunod na survey!
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« Reply #589 on: March 15, 2010, 09:49:34 AM »



Pacquiao wins!  Angry
So what else is new?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #590 on: March 15, 2010, 09:57:24 AM »


Manny Pacquiao (right) peppered Joshua Clottey with 1,231 punches in 12 rounds./AP
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« Reply #591 on: March 15, 2010, 10:09:04 AM »



Reaching out Angry

Manny Pacquiao, right, of the Philippines, is hit by Joshua Clottey, from Ghana, during their WBO boxing welterweight title fight in Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas, on March 13from foxsports
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« Reply #592 on: March 15, 2010, 10:13:50 AM »



Body shot Grin


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« Reply #593 on: March 15, 2010, 10:17:30 AM »



Paamoy nga ng Rexona, ayos ba yan?
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« Reply #594 on: March 15, 2010, 10:38:15 AM »



Madaya din tong si Manny, magaling na humingi pa ng tulong sa taas.  So how do you beat someone like that, who puts his fate in the hands of the Lord?  How many still remember GOD, when they are already millionaire ten times over? Grinphoto from yahoo
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ARLINGTON, TX - MARCH 13: Manny Pacquiao of the Philippines celebrates in the ring after defeating Joshua Clottey of Ghana during the WBO welterweight title fight at Cowboys Stadium on March 13, 2010 in Arlington, Texas. Pacquiao defeated Clottey by unanimous decision. (Photo by Tom Pennington/Getty Images)
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« Reply #596 on: March 15, 2010, 10:45:55 AM »



Syempre, kung masaya si Manny, tayo rin masaya! Ano, siya, sinuswerte?
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« Reply #597 on: March 15, 2010, 10:52:17 AM »



Beh, di masakit.  Isa pang tsamba, gusto mo?
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« Reply #598 on: March 15, 2010, 10:59:27 AM »



Ang magsayaw ay di biro
Liyad-liyad, yuko-yuko
At meron pa liko-liko   










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« Reply #599 on: March 16, 2010, 09:03:05 AM »

Ang drama ni Kris Aquino Roll Eyes/from ellentorsedill as blog

Masyado namang OA si Kris Aquino noong linggo sa kanilang show ni Boy Abunda na “The Buzz”.

Anong problema niya? Na binabatikos siya?

Hindi naman siya bata na hindi niya alam kung gaano ka-brutal ang pulitika. Hindi naman siya pinilit para sumali sa kampanya ng kapatid niya. Kagustuhan niya yun.

At bakit siya mag-iiyak sa batikos ng ibang tao. Siya mismo sinasabi niya na maraming nagmamahal sa kanya. Sabi niya ‘yan ang sigaw ng mga tao sa Iloilo at sa Zamboanga kung saan sumama siya sa kampanya ng kanyang kapatid. Kasama rin yata ang kanyang asawang basketbolista na si James Yap at ang kanyang anak, si Baby James.


Yun pala e. Bakit niya pinagpapansin ang hindi kanais-nais na mga salita tungkol sa kanya? Gusto niya lahat mahal siya?

Matalino si Kris at alam niya ang buhay na merong may gusto sa kanya, merong hindi. Bakit niya pinu-problema yun? Ang labas tuloy hindi lang OA. Parang sadya. Sabi nga ng iba kasama sa script. May halong panloloko.

“I’m not perfect,” sabi niya. Sino ba ang perfect? Kahit sino hindi perfect. Walang taong perpekto. Hindi dapat pinagdidikusyu nan yan.

“Mabuti po ang pamilya namin,” sabi niya. Sino ba ang nagsasabi na masama ang pamilya mo? Bilib na bilib nga ang sambayanang Pilipino e.

Nangyari ang pinakahuling crying scene ni Kris pagkatapos ng interview ni Ruffa Gutierrez na may konting crying scene rin. Pero desente at may class and interview ni Ruffa.

Dahil kasama siya na host ng “The Buzz”, sana hinayaan na ni Kris si Ruffa na siya ang may last word sa isyu ng walkout noong isang linggo.

Hindi ganun ang nangyari. Sabi pa ni Kris: “Kahit na alam kong wala akong masamang ginawa, nag-sorry ako.”
Masama pala ang loob niya sa kanyang pag-sorry kay Ruffa.

Ang problema kasi dito kay Kris, malaking bahagi ng kanyang kasikatan ang kanyang pagka-taklesa. Sinasabi ng iba at siya mismo na prangka siya, walang siyang tinatago at sinasabi niya ang nasa kalooban niya.

Maganda ang prangka. Ngunit may mga paraan sa pagsabi ng totoo na hindi naka-sakit ng damdamin ng ibang tao lalo pa ang mga tao na hindi naman kriminal. Wala nga perpekto, di ba?

Cute ang pagka-taklesa kung ang nagsasabi ay sampung taong gulang. Kung ang isang bata ay magsabi sa isang babaeng retokado ang mukha na “bakit parang hindi normal ang mukha mo”. Cute yun.

Ngunit sa isang katulad ni Kris na 39 taong gulang, hindi cute yun. Ang pagiging taklesa sa ganung edad ay “thoughtlessness”. Yung wala kang pakiramdam sa damdamin ng ibang tao.

Walang kinalaman si Noynoy Aquino at ang kanyang pag-kandidato bilang presidente sa pagka-taklesa ni Kris.
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