The showdown between Kris Aquino and Mocha Uson might not happen in real life since Kris withdrew her challenge recently.
However, it did not stop some comedians from imagining what would have happened if the two did have a face-off.
"Painit nang painit ang parinigan nina Mocho Usog at Kris Tetay!
"Dito na matutuloy ang harapan!" declared Eugene Domingo in the June 9 episode of Celebrity Bluff.
The 5th anniversary episode of the GMA-7 show featured Divine Tetay and Boobay in a wacky showdown.
"This is war," said Boobay as Mocho Usog.
"Let's settle this once and for all," answered Divine Tetay as Kris Tetay.
"Ang nakalagay diyan, magpapataasan tayo ng ihi. Ang unang kukurap, siya ang talo," said Boobay. The two would have to spray each other using water guns and the person who blinks the most will be declared the loser.
Kris Tetay responds by saying, "Alam mo, ayokong pumatol sa iyo because I find it so cheap. At hindi tayo magka-level.
"If that's how you want it, I will being it to you. Bring it on!"
Check out this video of Kris Tetay and Mocho Usog that will make your day: