On the 22nd day of community quarantine, everyone is bored out of their wits from doing nothing—including our celebrities.
It's probably worse for them, what with their packed, hurried-and-harried daily routine suddenly at a dead stop.
Clearly, they're bored and it's showing on the Internet.
KC Concepcion, who is quarantining alone, posts this epigram:
"Dear God, after this pandemic promise ko sayo I will seriously consider marriage na. Ayoko na mag isa."
Not seeing the "outside world" for a number of weeks has begun to take its toll on Nenita Schiavone, mom of Assunta and Alessandra de Rossi, who says she's "pagod na..."
From doing what?
In her Instagarm caption, she quips:
"Gusto ko nang magpahinga sa kapapahinga."
Meanwhile, Ai-Ai delas Alas, taking a photo of her sleeping husband Gerald Sibayan, jokes: "Congratulation darl. Para saan tanong ng lahat? Dahil succesful ka na naman... SA KALAHATING ARAW NA WALANG GINAGAWA."
Her BFF Sharon remarks in the comments section: "Hahahahahaha! Masipag naman siya sa ibang araw patulugin mo muna!!! Hahahahaha!!!"
Kristoffer Martin turns to washing his car to ease his "bagot na bagot" moment.
Suddenly, a lightbulb moments from his celebrity friends!
Andrew Muhlach suggests: "Sabay mo na kotse ko."
Mikoy Morales inquires: "Sir, may home service po ba? Please reply, thanks"
Mylene Dizon decides to start her workout-video project today, April 6, 2020. But the day before that, she took advantage of the break.
Don't we all deserve this once in a while?
Janus del Prado turns love adviser. "Time ito para magmuni-muni," he tells heartbroken souls.
Not in a relationship?Janus says not to worry, hindi siya gaanong relevant ngayon. "Isolationship" puwede pa.
Sheena Halili is so tempted—konting kembot na lang, she's going to be another TikToker.
If you haven't heard of the popular video sharing app, where've you been?
Reply: Hello, sa bahay nga!
Heavens! Did you just pick a fight with someone at home, Paolo Contis?
Do not make being quarantined an excuse to overeat.
Higit sa lahat, huwag mainggit...lalo na kay Moi Marcampo, the famous personal assistant of Piolo Pascual.
Sana may exchange-housemate program, di ba?
Isipin mo na lang, these days being lazy is being a "responsible adult."
Do not forget to wash your hands and use alcohol kahit "ubos na ubos" na si Ethyl este Ethel Booba.
Lastly, if you're bored, do not complain. Be grateful you have that choice. Many others don't.