Thylane Bolzico just turned a year old at the start of the year, but it seems her father Nico Bolzico is already screening out her potential suitors.
In fact, Nico had already issued a warning to future suitors—before Thylane was even born.
He posted this warning when his wife Solenn Heussaff was just five months pregnant with Thylane.
Nico, who has dubbed himself as "El Padre," then created a series of "challenges" that each potential suitor will have to undergo before even thinking of courting her.
It gets harder. At the end of the challenges, Thylane's dad will interview the hapless suitor "in a dark room with one light in one table" and will be asked 100 questions.
Nico warned, "And he must answer fast. Failing in one answer question will result in elimination.
"After, the suitor will have earned the right to take my girl on a date. The first 3 dates I will personally join in a separate table."
In the same Instagram post, Nico made it clear that friendship is off the table when it comes to his daughter's intended future.
He wrote, "For all my friends with baby boys aged from -2 (not born yet) to 5, no matter how close we are, you must know that our friendship will expire in 14 years."
True enough, when Georgina Wilson proposed the idea that her second son Alfie might just be a perfect match for Thylane, Nico immediately turned it down.
Georgina, Nico, and Solenn are currently enjoying a joint family vacation in Boracay.
The celebrity mom then added the caption: "Future bffs or..."
Nico reposted this story and said, "She is friendzoning Alfie na"
This wasn't the first time the celebrity dad nixed a friend's matchmaking.
When Nico and Solenn introduced Thylane on Instagram, their barkada Isabelle Daza foisted her son Baltie as likely her future husband.
Nico promptly friendzoned Baltie.