K Brosas has the funniest "kwentong spa" in Malaysia

IMAGE @kbrosas on Instagram

K Brosas and daughter Crystal welcome the new year in Langkawi, Malaysia.


K Brosas welcomed the new year treating herself and daughter Crystal to a spa package in Langkawi, Malaysia.

The comedienne, in turn, gave her Instagram followers a hilarious "kwentong spa."

She began, "...so ayun na ngaaaaa, nagpa-overhaul spa kami ng anak ko, yung package na para todo.

"Actually ako, massage at facial lang hilig ko. Hindi ko masyado bet yung scrub galore at body wrap keme, pero sige na nga."

K expected to be scrubbed first, but to her surprise, "Nauna ang massage sa buong production number!"

In most spas, the menu of treatments is in this general order: steam/sauna, bath treatment, scrub, massage, and then facial.

Hence, K found it a bit "weird kasi alam ko, dapat di ka mabasa after no'n, pero dedma na, baka bet nila akong mapasma."

She continued, "After massage at facial, naganap ang kinakatakutan kong scrub...bigas ata kinuskos sa body ko na may kape, [medyo] ginutom ako sa amoy kasi parang may pa-merienda!"

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But how was the experience? She likened it to Sandra Bullock's Netflix thriller Bird Box.

"Nakatakip mata ko kaya nag-e-emote ako na kunyari ako si Sandra bullock sa pelikulang BIRD BOX (waley yan IMO)..awkward ako pag body scrub kasi para akong navi-violate ng Burberry lyt...minsan kasi, hanggang uterus ko umaabot yung hagod chos.. At nadudunggol sipit-sipitan ko. At ang messy (wow!)."

Next was the body wrap, which can be hydrating, detoxifying, or slimming.

"So after ng scrub nilapatan ako ng malapot na ewan...tapos nagulat ako kasi bigla akong binalot sa dahon ng saging...natawa ako infer kaya nasabi ko ang 'pinaputok na pla pla'

"Siyempre, di na-gets ng therapist. dedma na lang din ako pero pinipigilan ko na di tumawa."

The last was the bath.

"So ayun, after akong i-marinate, pinalublob ako SA hot flower bath keme (nasa pic). don ko nakita na coconut kembular ni lagay sa maalindog kong katawan, kaya natawa na lang ako kasi dapat di na muna tinanggal yung nakabalot sa ken para ako na ang ginataang tilapia sa petchay."

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And what's her verdict on the spa package?

"Ok naman," she said.

"Fresh at bagong barnis ako ngayon. Sensiya na, nakwento ko lang naman. Bow. #InstaKwento"


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