"Feel ko boring sila. Hindi sila nagpapakatotoo. Gusto ko silang buhayin," remarks Pinoy Big Brother alumnus, Uma Khouny, on the present batch of PBB housemates.

Uma, who is known for his sharp wit and blunt comments, entered the PBB house yesterday, June 13, donning a Count Dracula outfit with the "grim" purpose of scaring and igniting life into the entire household.

Armed with a pack of cigarettes, Uma said it was a bait to gain housemate Wendy Valdez's confidence.

"Kasi may pag-uusapan kami. I need something para maging malapit kami ni Wendy," he reasoned out.

Quizzed on what he and Wendy would talk about, Uma once more unleashed that sharp tongue of his.

"Ang pagiging tanga niya," he candidly replied. "Hindi ka naman puwedeng ma-in love sa tao nang ang bilis lang, di ba?" Uma was obviously referring to Wendy's romantic involvement with fellow housemate Bruce Quebral.

When Wendy later on thanked him for the cigarettes and asked him to stay before praising him for being nice, Uma only uttered a meaty one liner: "Plastic!"

He also dismissed housemate Ronnel "Nel" Rapiz for allegedly copying his trademark headband.

"Excuse me, ‘wag mong ikumpara si Nel sa akin!" fumes Uma, who threatened to forcefully remove Nel's headband, before adding, "Ako ang original!"