Vice Ganda teases Chokoleit as "ang mukhang nagpataob sa ganda ni Liza Soberano."

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Vice Ganda poked fun at Chokoleit (left frame), Zanjoe Marudo (right), Liza Soberano, and Kris Aquino during his Pusuan Mo Ako concert at the Araneta Coliseum.



Vice Ganda promised that he wouldn't hold back and he certainly lived up to his promise at the Pusuan Mo Ako concert sa Araneta concert.

The three-hour event was held last night, February 14, at the jampacked Smart Araneta Coliseum. Awra, Daniel Padilla and Maja Salvador were some of the guests who performed at the concert that ended past midnight.

Vice Ganda cracked a lot of sex-themed jokes and the comedian chided audiences by saying:

"Pag bastusan, sabay-sabay ang tawanan. Marami ako niyan, mga 10000! Magsasawa kayo.  Sabay-sabay ang tawanan tapos nung pinagalitan ako, pinabayaan niyo ako. Ganyang-ganyan yung ginawa niyo sa akin dati."

It may be recalled that Vice Ganda got into trouble when he made a rape joke about Jessica Soho during his 2013 concert.

Still, this did not deter Vice from poking fun at celebrities a la comedy bar style.

Here were some of the stars who got roasted by Vice Ganda in front of 12,000 audience members at the Big Dome.

1. Chokoleit


The viral kissing video of Chokoleit was shown on the big screen during the concert. In the one-minute video, Chokoleit was seen torridly kissing an unidentified guy.

The ABS-CBN comedian  quipped, "Yung video na yun ang literal na viral kasi galing sa virus."

Vice Ganda then greeted Chokoleit whom he described as "ang mukhang nagpataob sa ganda ni Liza Soberano."

Chokoleit made fun of himself as well by saying that the guy he made out with got sick after kissing him.

"Una, nagsuka muna siya," deadpanned Chokoleit. "Ang huli, umihi...ng dugo."

Vice Ganda teased Chokoleit about his viral kissing video. #VGPusuanSaAraneta

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The It's Showtime host complimented his friend by saying:

"Iba ang ganda mo.

"Personally, I'd like to thank you for giving back our hopes.

"Maraming tao ang nawalan ng pag-asa sa pag-ibig pero nung napanood ang video mo, lumakas ang kumpiyansa namin.

"Kung ikaw pwede, kami pa kaya?"

Chokoleit laughed while Vice Ganda teased him further by saying, "Kung umarte, akala mo ang ganda talaga."

Vice also jokingly told him, "Nung pinanood ko ang video mo, hindi ko talaga alam na ikaw. Akala ko yung lalaki kumakain ng durian.

Vice asked Chokoleit if he had a message for single guys in the audience.

Chokoleit paused then simply said, "Wala."

Vice retorted, "Ang pino mo kumilos no? Akala mo talaga si Liza Soberano ka.

"Thank you so much, Chokoleit. I love you."



2. Zanjoe Marudo


Vice Ganda openly admitted that he is attracted to the Kapamilya actor. "Si Zanjoe ang nagpapalala ng kabaklaan ko. Isa ka talaga sa pinapantasya ko na mga lalaki sa Pilipinas.

"Dati ang pinapantasya ko si Sam Milby. Pag nagkaanak kami niyan, mukhang doll…dalmatian. Tama ang desisyon ko na huwag imbitahan si Bea. Sinabihan ko siya na sold out na raw ang ticket."

The Bea that Vice was referring to was Bea Alonzo, the ex-girlfriend of Zanjoe.

When Vice went down the stage and kissed Zanjoe on the cheek, the comedian quipped, "Mamaya pagbabat*han ko 'yan."






3. Liza Soberano

In the trailer of the movie My Ex and Whys, Liza's character asks Enrique Gil: "Pangit ba ko?"

In response to her question, Vice quipped:

"Tarantado talaga si Liza Soberano, siya pa ang nagtanong kung pangit siya.

"Ano pang itatanong ni Chokoleit? Itatanong na lang ni Chokoleit, masarap ba?"



4. Kris Aquino

One portion of the show was dedicated to stars who were too hardworking.

Vice Ganda said about the former Kapamilya star: "Si Kris Aquino, nung na in love ang sipag magpapayat. Ang sipag mag workout.Gusto niya, lakad siya ng lakad.

"Sa sobrang sipag maglakad, nakalabas siya ng ABS-CBN.

"Pero dahil masipag siya, umaasa ako makakabalik rin siya dito."

The comedian informed concertgoers, "Birthday niya ngayon. Happy birthday, asawa."

Vice Ganda's term of endearment for Kris is asawa.

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