Erap, and everything "Erapting" about him


Joseph Estrada and the "pare" in him. In both politics and showbiz, his image as an action star played crucial.

Guilty or not, we have enjoyed everything about one of thecountry's most iconic people—Joseph Estrada. His "action star" tag has truly made him as one of the most-loved figures of the Filipino masses.

Erap,or "pare" spelled backwards, started out as an extra during the 1950s againsthis family's wishes. He was forced to drop his real surname Ejercito, andchanged it to Estrada, because of his father's skeptical attitude towards acting as a profession.

Eleven years after joining showbiz, the bit player rose tofame by playing "Asiong Salonga," a modern day Robin Hood who was born in Tondo, and fought the abusive rich and powerful for the sake of the poor.

His stint asan actor playing heroes to the oppressed classes won him the admiration of thepeople, particularly the masa. Not only that, his acting skills won him numerous awards. And eventually, his immense popularity worked to his advantage when he made a crossover from showbiz to politics.

He's a successful action star. He's a public servant well-loved by the masa. And he's also a comedian, no pun here. The guy has truly made upbeat contributions to the society as anentertainer. So, for today, let's just set aside our political beliefs andenjoy PEP's top list of everything Erap.

THE FILMS. Erap's portrayal of Asiong Salonga (1961)and Geron Busabos (1964) paved the way to his ultimate stardom and his Bida ng Masa image. Since then, almost all of his films provided nearly identicalplots—an ordinary man who rises up and becomes a hero whose mission is to defend those who are inaapi and pinapahirapan.


With over 100 filmsunder his belt, it's small wonder that the accomplished actor and producer became the first recipient of FAMAS Hall of Famer as an actor in 1981, and as a producer in 1983. He is the only person to achieve this double feat, so far. His last movie, "Sa Kuko ng Aguila" (1989), was produced to gain public support for his stand in the RP-US Military Bases Agreement. He was already a senator when he released his comeback film.

THE ERAP TRADEMARK. Who couldhave missed thewristband, the slouch, the voice, especially the hair?

Erap, who is virtually an icon, turned the fantasy of cinema into reality. Even when he served as the President of the Philippines, he lived up to his "action star" look. He continued projecting an image that he's siga, ready to pounce on any possible villain. His wristband, by the way, has dual-purpose: one, to stick to his "action star" look; two, to hide a bad scar, which he supposedly got from a fight when he wasyounger.

THE QUOTES. Two of the most memorable quotes from theformer president were etched in everyone's minds as the "quotes that made andbroke him."

"Ang kaibigan, walang iwanan." He addressed this quote to his late kumpadre, Fernando Poe, Jr., when the latter ran for president. Later on, this line was used against him. Reports said that Erap was too literal when he made such statement, "no wonder, he secured government posts for his friends and allies during his term."


"Huwagninyo akong subukan!" He was full of conviction when he said this line, which was part ofhis inaugural speech. It was an assurance that his term would have no room for palakasan and katiwalian. He was then perceived as a man of valor and integrity. Skeptics gave him the benefit of the doubt. But now, given the verdict of Sandiganbayan, they have a conclusion: Erap delivered some movie lines.

"Walang kumpa-kumpare. Walang kai-kaibigan." Again, this quote was part of his inaugural speech, and it received loud cheers from the audience. A few years later, it was his friends' turn to say this line.

Bobby Tañada, his former Senate buddy (they both advocated the removal of US military bases here in the country), was lead prosecutor for the plunder charges in theimpeachment case against Estrada. When asked if his friendship with the former president would affect his way of handling the case, he was quoted as saying, "Walang kumpa-kumpare at kai-kaibigan kung paglilingkod sa bayan ang pinag-uusapan (there are nobuddies and friends when service to the people is at stake)."

THE JOKES. Jokes about the former president spreadlike wildfire, mainly because of his deliberate bad English and knack for sayingthe funniest of things. This comical (and sometimes witty) side of Erap gavebirth to ERAP jokes—which pervaded emails, text messages, and newspaper columns. He also became one of the favorite subjects of humorists and comic strip authors. Below are some personal favorites:

The More Intelligent Candidate


This incident supposedly happened before the "ERAPPRESIDENCY."

Miriam Santiago, has challenged the "least" intelligentpresidentiable to a televised debate. To make things interesting, Miriam is said to have told Erap that for every question he won't be able to answer, Erap has to pay Miriam five pesos.But if it's Miriam who fails to answer Erap's question, the former has to give Erapfive thousand pesos.

Miriam asks the first question: "What's the distancefrom the earth to the moon?

"Erap doesn't say a word, reaches for his wallet,pulls out a five-peso bill and hands it to Miriam.

Now, it's his turn. He asks Miriam: "What goes up ahill with three legs?"

After over an hour, she admits defeat and hands Erap five1,000-peso bills.

Erap says nothing, politely accepts the P5,000, and turns away to go home.

Miriam is a poor sport and demands from Erap, "Well, sowhat is the answer?"

Without a word, Erap pulls out his wallet and gives Miriamanother five pesos...

Erap during the California earthquake

Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on.

Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something...

Erap: Ay oo! Yung wristband ko!


Q: How do you confuse Erap?

A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in thecorner.

Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice?

A: Because it said concentrate.

Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you?


A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth!

Q: Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M'sfactory?

A: He kept throwing out the Ws.

These jokes became every Pinoy's favorite conversation piece. But instead of halting it, the former president just laughed things off. In the end, they even helped increase Erap's popularity meter.

AFTER THE ERAPTION. The "guilty" verdict smashed the hopes of his family, allies, and supporters. Although Erap's lawyers already filed a motion for reconsideration, the future of the former president is still gloomy.

The only thing that's certain, a big number of his kaibigan and kumpare will never forsake him. And that Eraption jokes will not have its sudden death...I can't wait to read the compilation.





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