Social-media sensation Bretman Rock welcomed his 25th year in naked candor.
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Bretman turned 25 on July 31, 2023, but it was only week later on August 7, that he gave an update of what he has been up to.
Setting the tone for his baddie celebration, Bretman put out on Instagram a reel that showed him donning a bahag—a traditional pre-colonial Filipino loincloth or g-string.
He expressed (published as is), "I honestly always forget that I live alone and i can just [posing in the skin-baring clothing] all day."
Spreading his arms, facing the mountains, he shouted, "Thank you universe for making me brown... thank you to the ones before me!"
Dancing with infectious energy surrounded by the natural beauty of his home, Bretman owned the spotlight in his bahag, leaving little to the imagination.
His caption perfectly encapsulated the spirit of the moment: "I finally feel like I’m In my 20s- It only took 5 extra years, but we here… that’s my one week review of being 25"
FIRST WEEK BEING 25
The celebration continued with another video where Bretman dished out "25 life lessons from a bad bitch who is 25."
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As raindrops speckled the background, his candid demeanor shone through as he shared his quirky wisdom:
- Bad bitches are greater than bitches, so be a bad bitch.
- Be delusional, your mind is your reality.
- Have hobbies.
- Make money with said hobbies.
- Surround yourself with like-minded people.
- Pay your taxes.
- Don't let white people... fill in the blank...
- Don't let straight people... fill in the blank...
- Take care of other life like plants and animals.
- Always go back to childhood and heal.
- Be nice to everyone, not kind. Be nice.
- Don't buy expensive jewelry, which is a great lesson honestly.
- Always write shit down.
Although Bretman's discourse did not actually get to 25 points, his candid and unfiltered advice was hilarious and empowering—a reflection of his genuine and authentic persona.
Through each lesson, he encouraged his audience to embrace their uniqueness, cultivate self-love, and appreciate the beauty of life's quirks.
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