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Comedian Gary Lising reveals his sexual adventures

by Michael Ancheta
Jul 25, 2007
"I just made a pitch," Gary said, referring to the P10K-bet he placed on a starlet to sleep with him.

Comedian and entrepreneur, Gary Lising, declared that he once slept with a starlet for the sum of P10, 000.

"I just made a pitch," blurted Gary casually to DJ's Mo Twister, Mojo Jojo and Andi 9 when he sat in as guest for today's episode of Forbidden Questions.

Gary, who is well known for his green jokes and occasional off-colored remarks, pulled a perfect score of 40, amped considerably by bonus points when he named certain celebrities he frequently fantasized.

"Angel Locsin, Heart Evangelista, Anne Curtis, Luningning and Milagring," he revealed while being drowned by wide cheers coming from the three hosts.

As expected, Gary, who also owns a novelty store selling sex toys and other naughty gadgets, often interjected his answers with some words which got Mo on his toes as some were not appropriate to be mentioned on air. For one, Gary mentioned the male sex organ using the vernacular twice to deliver a pun on the word "tito."


The entire studio were thrown off guard when Gary dropped the name of entertainment columnist, Jobert Sucaldito, as the person he would want to have as a partner if he was to do a local version of the critically acclaimed gay film, Brokeback Mountain.

Gary confided that he slept with a hundreds of women dating back to high school and up to this day when he occasionally indulges himself with one-night binges.

He confessed that he did it once inside an airplane's restroom.

"With a stewardess?" curiously asked Mo.

"No, with a steward!" Gary retorted, laughing.

Asked to name a "plastic" celebrity, Gary made no bones and answered, "Asia Agcaoili." He then picked on Piolo Pascual as the celebrity who should come out from the closet and admit his gender preference.

As for the worst billboard found in EDSA, the comic and book author mentioned Roxanne Guinoo's sexy billboard for a liquor brand.


"But that is exploitation because Roxanne is a nice person," he quickly added.

As for the last question which was a dare, Gary showed off his "wang" to everyone inside the studio except to Andi 9, who refused to participate and had her back turned when Gary brandished his "brown bird" as he calls it, for everyone to see.

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